(via dyke-recovery)
Freddy Mercury wrote Bohemian Rhapsody whilst getting a blowjob
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(via in-my-mouth)
I hate it when someone just assumes what type of person I am bitch you don’t know a thing about me I could be a communist for all you know
i was in the middle of writing a text post and it was really funny and then mobile tumblr decided to close itself and now i cant remember what i wrote and im really upset i hate you
I REALLY NEED TO PEE BUT IM ON A TRAIN FUCK WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHY DOESN’T MELBOURNE PUBLIC TRANSPORT HAVE BATHROOMS ON THEIR TRAINS N SHIT